Howdy peeps, so of course last Thursday we saw the opening of the NFL season! And while this is still a wrestling blog, I thought I'd have some fun in honor or football returning and make a 24 man-team, 25 including a coach, using wrestlers of yesterday and today. Enjoy! 8>)
Offense-
QB: John Cena. Come on, this is a bit of a given. He's the face of the "team".
HB: Bret Hart. Maybe not the fastest guy around, but never dropped the ball when it was handed to him.
FB: Sheamus. His blocking will consist of wheel-kicks.
WR1: John Morrison. He's one of the fastest and most atheletic guys on the roster.
WR2: Jeff Hardy. That crazy dude on the roster that always goes over the middle before getting his face smashed in. Usually the one to call for grabbing your popcorn.
TE: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. The definition of security blanket. Cue breaking glass and all hell breaks loose.
OT1: Arn Anderson. Come on, his nickname is the Enforcer.
OG1: The Big Show. Um, that doesn't need an explaination.
C: Shawn Michaels. The anchor of one of the important parts of the team. Knows every defense like a book. Blitz up the middle? Meet Sweet Chin Music.
OG2: Andre the Giant. See The Big Show.
OT2: Austin Aries. He'll do all the tripping and holding needed to get the job done. He'll make sure the refs don't see a thing.
Defense-
DE1: Edge. Imagine an unsuspecting QB taking a spear. Not fun.
DT1: Ted Dibiase Sr. Because everyone still has a price. There wouldn't be any holdouts on this team.
DT2: Goldberg. One stiff, crazy bastard.
DE2: Bam Bam Biggalo. Quick for a big man and leads with his head. The refs had better have their hands on those yellow hankeys.
MLB: Chris Jericho. The leader of the defense and the best in the world at what he does.
OLB: The Rock. Sure, he played for the "U", but this team may be a bit better.
WLB: Bryan Danielson. A bit small, but is relentless in his attack.
CB1: AJ Styles. Imagine getting tackled by one of those flying forearms. Ouch.
CB2: Kaval. The guy has the leaping ability of a normal man on a pogo stick. Not good for opposing receivers.
SS: Chris Benoit. Despite the tragedy that occurred, he was one of the heaviest hitters in the business.
FS: Davey Richards. He makes it look real 99% of the time.
Kicker- Evan Bourne. He's got some nasty kicks about him.
Punter- Randy Orton. Seriously? Is it that surprising that he landed here? >.<
The Fearless Leader- Ric Flair. Because he yells, he's crazy, but 99% of the time, he gets the job done.
So there you have it! Silly? Sure. Accurate? Nope. But fun? Hell yes. It's football season! My Bucs won yesterday, and life is good. I wonder if this team would actually win games. Ah well, no matter. I know I probably left out a lot but I hope you all enjoyed and feel free to chime in on Facebook (www.facebook.com/thecommonfan) with your thoughts on what you would change! Tune in this Wednesday night at 9 PM EST for Perspectives of the Common Fan as well as a fun little announcement regarding the 25th show on September 22nd! Until then peeps, this has been your perspective from a common fan.
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